[ It also looks like it's perpetually comatose, so despite any sane former Ferelden's usual response to 'bears' being 'shit, shit, we're all going to die,' Hawke doesn't really make the correlation in this case. ]

Just zap open the latch. It probably won't even wake up long enough to notice.

[ He's not seriously suggesting this, but half the things Hawke doesn't suggest seriously are certainly things he'd do anyway. ]

If you need a distraction I can stand on my head or something!

[ Also something he'd do anyway, if he wouldn't just pitch face forward. ]