"I don't know. I just imagine fighting a lot," Anders says dully. "And not in the fun way where we end up in bed." Because fighting is just what married people do. It's what his parents had done. It's, from what he can tell, what Hawke's parents had done, even if they'd tried to keep a lid on it in front of the children. And all right, he'd never seen Aveline and Donnic go at it, but it's not like he had a window into their private lives.

That said, he has no idea what they'd fight about. Usually when Anders gets angry he gets all sullen and tells Hawke exactly what he thinks of him and then forgives him because that's the kind of mercurial, heart on his sleeve idiot he is. It's never been a Cold War between them, not even when he lied to Hawke so vastly. So it's illogical. He knows it's illogical.

His eyes crack open, and he looks at Hawke properly. "I want rings. And I don't want a big party."